Punditty Ponders

Punditty Ponders

From time to time, Punditty will be filing reports on non-issues, as he duly notes on his allvoices.com profile page. This is one of those times. Enjoy.

1. Do they use pie charts in the board meetings at Apple?

2. If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, is the road to heaven paved with ill will?

3. If the early bird gets the worm, does the late bird get the tequila?

4. If a horse wins a close race by a nose, does a runner win a close race by the toes?

5. If procrastination means putting things off, does concrastination mean getting dressed?

6. If what goes up must come down, will the weather forecasts one day include Space Debris warnings?

7. If “jumping the shark” means that a TV show is on an inevitable downhill slide, does “hitting the fin” mean it still has a few good seasons left? Usage: “‘The Daily Show’ still hits the fin, man. I’m sure glad the writers’ strike ended in time for the presidential campaign.”

8. If too many cooks spoil the broth, can they salvage the soup by adding more ingredients?

9. You may not be able to get blood out of a turnip, but has anyone ever tried to get plasma?

10. If every picture tells a story, what are we to make of abstract art?

11. If one plus one equals two, how come we’re not all twins?

12. Does Artificial Intelligence consider natural products synthetic?

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